The Office: Best Quotes of the Night

“www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts” – Creed

“my first choice: Jack Bauer” – Dwight

“i didn’t get both of your messages” – Micheal

“Defcon 20!” -Michael

“Oh my God!” – Pam

“Swing Low, Sweet Chariots” – Creed

“This is emotionally magnificent” – Michael

“I am what I am… that’s Popeye” – Pam

“I have something no one else has, my brain, which I use to my advantage when advantageous” – Andy

“Your advice was good, but Jan’s was bigger” – Michael

“Who’s ready to work?” – Dwight

“That’s beardy!” – Michael

“This is a Schrute-Buck!” – Dwight

“Amen” – Stanley

“What is the ratio of Stanley nickels to Dwight Schrute-Bucks?” – Dwight

“I did not tell her” – Michael

“I’ll probably get some negative feedback on my Ebay profile” – Michael

“Maybe one day I will find my own Karen, that is ah, uh… you know ah… uh, a man version… I’m not gay” – Pam

“Who was that?”, “No one… You and I are done!”, “What?!” – Kelly & Ryan